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Posts Tagged fox

2010 CMA Award Nominations Announced
2010 CMA Award Nominations Announced
Artists on the Right: Walt Disney Part 1
Artists on the Right: Walt Disney Part 1
O’s socialist-illegal-alien-advocate brainwashes High Schoolers
US Open Player of the Day: Ryan Harrison
US Open Player of the Day: Ryan Harrison


Jack Bauer…I Love You

On May 25, 2010 at 10:34 am

Jack Bauer...I Love You

I’m a guy and yes, I shed a tear last night when the final “24″ clock read 00:00:00. Judge me all you want but “24″ was the only show that I seriously followed in my lifetime. At the end of the day, Jack went from appearing as a terrorist to savior, for doing what was [...]

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GLEE!

On May 7, 2010 at 6:52 am

GLEE!

After a deliciously cheesy-yet-edgy start last fall (think sharp cheddar, not Kraft singles), Glee is, so far, a bit out of tune this season. For its debut, Glee was sweet and funny but with a sarcastic, caustic edge that made the melodramatic lip-synching worthwhile. Not so much season two. Episodes one through four have featured too [...]

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Are There Still Jobs Americans Don’t Want to Do?

On April 30, 2010 at 6:00 am

Are There Still Jobs Americans Don't Want to Do?

Whenever the issue of illegal immigration enters the mainstream media, this has and will continue to be a highly raised inquiry.  With the recent reactions to Arizona’s newest immigration law, this question has been raised yet again.  Not only is this legislation a response to a state’s own daily issues with the threat, Arizona’s government [...]

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The Ladies Room: Jack Bauer, My Ideal Man

On April 1, 2010 at 7:09 am

The Ladies Room: Jack Bauer, My Ideal Man

It’s going to be the end of an era. Jack Bauer will no longer be fighting terrorists, protecting liberty and being screwed in every way by the US government. Despite the possibility of a movie, we’re looking at the end of 24. Sadly, I haven’t kept up with this season, I intend to rent the [...]

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327 House Members Tell Obama To Cut The Shit With Israel

On March 28, 2010 at 10:31 am

327 House Members Tell Obama To Cut The Shit With Israel

So Bam-a-lot, you wanted bipartisanship? Yea sure, we’ll give you a moment for deliberation. 3/4s of the house have signed a bipartisan letter to the President DEMANDING that he quit playing public hardball with our friend, Israel. The motion states that they have unwavering support for our Jewish counterparts, that public concern over the obvious [...]

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24: Out of Time?

On March 12, 2010 at 3:45 pm

24: Out of Time?

In the famous and frantic words of Jack Bauer, 24 could be “running out of time!”  Fox is expected to soon announce the cancellation of 24, stopping the clock of the hit television drama after its current eighth season.  Also in the legendary words of Jack, my reaction is:  “Damn it!” Debuting less than two [...]

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Napolitano’s Constitution Series (video)

On January 16, 2010 at 10:49 am

Judge Napolitano, whom many of you know from his stint on Fox News, has put out a 5 part mini video series on The Constitution. Unfortunately, Fox makes a habit of keeping it’s videos from being embedded, so we’ve included the first part ala youtube but if you want an easier way to view we [...]

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Reid, Racism & Forgiving Conservatives

On January 13, 2010 at 9:05 am

Reid, Racism & Forgiving Conservatives

PRAISE THE LORD! A Fox editorial that doesn’t confuse my prehistoric PC with hyperactive scrolling techniques. Ward Connerly briefly chronicles racist comments and their ensuing apologies while accurately insisting that conservatives are unfortunately not awarded the same gift of universal forgiveness. But more importantly, some of us FINALLY know what Reid (the democrat racist) said [...]

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FREE THE TERRORISTS!

On January 12, 2010 at 9:10 am

FREE THE TERRORISTS!

A very wise lawyer recently asked that his Gitmo client have all charges dropped against him due to the fact that he was ‘tortured’ in an effort to attain information that could ‘save lives’. Regardless of his guilt, we have wronged the man accused of two fatal US embassy bombings. BRAVA! Welcome to America! Kill [...]

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Fox To Snag Conan!

On January 11, 2010 at 8:11 pm

Fox To Snag Conan!

Wow this is a big day for Fox. Not only did they announce their deal to sign on Sarah Palin as a regular contributor, but now they’re just sitting back waiting for Conan O’Brien to decide whether or not he should jump ship on NBC after they announce their cancellation of Leno’s new show and [...]

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Palin Joins Fox!

On at 5:34 pm

Palin Joins Fox!

Take that all of you who thought Sarah Palin was on the fast track to covertly attaining global domination! All she really wanted was a regular gig with Fox. That’s harmless enough. And the savvy accusation is on Fox’s end, as we can only assume that this will prompt a rather hasty merger with QVC: [...]

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NYC Brownstone For $1?

On December 29, 2009 at 12:04 pm

NYC Brownstone For $1?

Fox’s cute little business section, Onsale, breaks down some insane deals for 2010. Hey, sale? We love sales! READ MORE ONSALE

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Johnny Depp? What have we done?!

On November 25, 2009 at 11:20 am

Johnny Depp? What have we done?!

For the second time in six years, Johnny Depp has been named People magazine’s “Sexiest Man Alive,” replacing Hugh Jackman as our collective fantasy man. How on Earth does an alleged anti-American, not-so-tall, not-so-buff artsy fartsy guy with a proclivity for stringy facial hair beat Wolverine? It took a fox. FOX t.v., that is. Before [...]

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