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UK Press Happy To State That 2/3rds of Haitians DO NOT Drink Blood & Dance To Drums Like Previously Believed
On June 5, 2010 at 9:33 am
In an eerie act of potential foreboding, Britain’s hyper regulating media police are proud to announce that The Sun UK has officially corrected an error they printed in a February issue. The Sun’s statement reads as such:
“In an article on February 3, we implied two thirds of Haitians drank goats’ blood while practising voodoo. [...]
Flagging The Flag
On March 23, 2010 at 8:25 amChristian Revival in Haiti
On March 10, 2010 at 6:05 am
I never thought I would see the day when there was a Christian revival in Haiti, a country where two-thirds of the population practice witchcraft. Although, I would be remiss if I didn’t point out that the “official’ religion of Haiti is Roman Catholicism. Most Haitians believe the two religions can co-exist.
The recent earthquakes, which [...]
They Are The World? Really? On What Planet?
On February 8, 2010 at 9:14 am
If “they” are the world, please stop the world and let me get off. Yes, I understand that it’s all for a good cause, but there are some other things about this self-important orgy that simply have to be said.
This week, 80 music celebrities (and a few bonafide musical artists) gathered at the same Hollywood [...]
Haitian Evacuations Officially Suspended
On January 31, 2010 at 1:28 pm
It has nothing to do with the whole ‘who’s going to pay for this’ conundrum or anything at all to do with the desire to assist during a time of crisis. But EVERYTHING to do with a lack of space (really?). And a little bit with the fact that some states are refusing to accept [...]
Iran Sends $5 Gift Card to Haiti
On January 26, 2010 at 8:40 amSatire from The Endive…
“Our hearts go out to the people of Haiti,” said Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmedinejad, “We share in their sorrow and we will do everything we can to help. Now, I must go because ‘No Reservations with Anthony Bourdain’ is coming on in twenty minutes.”
Haiti’s President confirmed the arrival of the gift card [...]
It’s Not An Occupation, Haters!
On January 22, 2010 at 12:36 pm
Apparently Latin America is super jealous of all the attention Haiti’s been getting recently. Since they’re most recent attempts to reinact some man made variation of an earthquake have failed miserably, they’ve resorted to name calling and fruitless accusations. The only one we will even condescend to respond to being that we are ‘occupying’ Haiti. [...]
TEXT 4636 For Help In Haiti
On January 19, 2010 at 1:12 pm
If you or anyone you know is in Haiti, be aware that a text hotline has been constructed to locate and serve. Text 4636 with your location and needs ie: water, food, medical attention etc.
MORE INFORMATION FROM OUR DEPT OF STATE
First Shipment of Haitian Orphans Hits US
On at 11:25 am
If you’ve been waiting on a Russian adoption list for 6 years now is the time to take a drive to Pittsburg. The first shipment of Haitian orphans are in! One concern, are we sure they ARE orphans, or are their parents just presumed dead by this point? Cause G-d knows we don’t need to [...]
The Haitian Disaster and the Lunatic Fringe
On January 18, 2010 at 12:08 pmIn the wake of the magnitude 7.0 earthquake that devastated Haiti, the government and people of the United States responded just as we always do when a natural or man-made disaster strikes anywhere in the world: we summoned every resource at our disposal to render aid and comfort to those in need. Within hours [...]
Hope Still Left for Haiti and U.S.
On at 11:17 amHaiti Relief
On at 9:37 am
Ironically, in a move modeled after Bush, Obama has turned to his two predecessors to do the job. The fact that this is probably the wisest move he will ever make, notwithstanding; it’s most curious, considering his response to Bush’s Hurricane Katrina. Maybe he feels he is being charitable, or maybe it is a move [...]
Baldwin/McCullough: Too Late for Haiti? LIVE 9pm EST
On January 16, 2010 at 8:52 pm
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A matching fund for Haiti Emergency Relief has been established for Baldwin/McCullough listeners.
(Every dollar donated through midnight Sunday will be matched up to $30,000, please click here and give as generously as you can.)
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“Take That Haiti, That’s What You Get For Selling Your Souls To The Devil” (video)
On at 1:56 pm
No reason to call upon any compassion for humanity, apparently The Haitians no longer hold ownership over their own souls. Thank goodness for public figures like Pat Robertson (not to be confused with Robert Patterson, whom we are NOT thankful for), without who’s self deprecating honesty we would remain ignorant to the true nature of [...]
Haiti, Daddy’s Broke – America
On at 1:48 pm
The worst part about this whole Haitian debacle (surprisingly not the fact that over 150,000 are dead and rapidly rising) are the seemingly endless debates over how much money we should gift them. Not the fact that there is NO money, but how much. Doesn’t The United States still owe China 900 billion dollars? [...]
Gov Watchdog on Haiti
On at 11:27 am
The Washington Post ala Ed O’Keefe have been keeping an updated Government Watchdog List on our Federal efforts in regard to Haiti. Which is probably necessary regarding our Federal Efforts in respect to ANYTHING.
WATCHDOG POST
