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Posts Tagged humor

2010 CMA Award Nominations Announced
2010 CMA Award Nominations Announced
Artists on the Right: Walt Disney Part 1
Artists on the Right: Walt Disney Part 1
O’s socialist-illegal-alien-advocate brainwashes High Schoolers
US Open Player of the Day: Ryan Harrison
US Open Player of the Day: Ryan Harrison


NEW Wikipedia Fact Inspired By Soon To Be Mobbed Referee

On June 18, 2010 at 7:32 pm

NEW Wikipedia Fact Inspired By Soon To Be Mobbed Referee

So for those of you who are living under sport-proof rocks, USA scored a third goal winning the match against Slovenia today only to have it be stricken from the record for – no reason.

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Have You Had Your Sack Tapped Today?

On June 5, 2010 at 10:31 am

Have You Had Your Sack Tapped Today?

Johnny Knoxville and Jackass’ impact on America’s youth has finally become evident, as a slew of testicle related injuries have begun to plague the nation. Apparently teens have been literally hitting each other in the “boys” as a fairly sadistic new game in our public school hallways begins to take flight. So called “sack-tapping” is [...]

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Obama To Star In New Hit Movie: Me Love You Long Time

On May 19, 2010 at 6:00 am

Obama To Star In New Hit Movie: Me Love You Long Time

That’s right crazed Barack Obama fans!  If you can’t get enough of Barack Obama’s 10,455 television appearances, then you’re sure to love what’s coming from Hollywood next.  In what can only be described as the sure-fire hit of the summer, Barack Obama is starring in a new hit movie, titled, Me Love You Long Time. [...]

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‘It Hurts When I Poop’ & Other Creepy Children’s Books

On April 2, 2010 at 10:48 am

'It Hurts When I Poop' & Other Creepy Children's Books

The Huffington Post is quickly becoming a force to be reckoned with after telling Obama that he should ‘embrace’ his socialistic tendencies proudly (story here) and publishing this fantastic list of children’s stories that border on inappropriate and blast straight past downright CREEPY. If we could just present you with an lol worthy (the specific [...]

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Living on a Wing and a Prayer, Part One

On February 24, 2010 at 8:12 am

Living on a Wing and a Prayer, Part One

On normal terrestrial radio, Commentator Rush Limbaugh has been the vanguard for the New Media of AM talk radio, inspiring hundreds of other talk show hosts across the country. With the advent of the New-er Media (ie. the Internet or the Wide, Wide World of Web as it is called on My Name is Earl [...]

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In a Van Down By The River! (video)

On February 5, 2010 at 7:53 am

Thank G-d it’s Friday! Which means tomorrow’s Saturday and SNL is on Saturdays. So we’d like to pay homage to the best television show that currently blasphemes itself and remind our benchers of why & when it was pure genius. What’s your favorite SNL skit?

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People of Walmart (website)

On December 22, 2009 at 10:43 am

People of Walmart (website)

A safe bet when it comes to humor. We can all make fun of rednecks together! And nobody can get offended, since those that should can’t read. Word is bond, yo. CHECK OUT THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE

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Al Gore…Writes a Poem

On December 10, 2009 at 3:15 pm

Al Gore...Writes a Poem

(no witty introduction necessary) One thin September soon A floating continent disappears In midnight sun Vapors rise as Fever settles on an acid sea Neptune’s bones dissolve Snow glides from the mountain Ice fathers floods for a season A hard rain comes quickly Then dirt is parched Kindling is placed in the forest For the [...]

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Look At This F*ing Hipster (Website)

On at 10:56 am

Look At This F*ing Hipster (Website)

“Check it out, you guys! It looks like I’m forcing this sullen black guy to carry me against his will! Hahahahaha!” Hilarious Website. Book On The Way. We’ll Show You Why They’re All The Rave, Without The Candy Necklaces. Look at this F’ing Hipster

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Burger King Official Shower Cam (video)

On December 8, 2009 at 2:38 pm

NICE ONE! Speaking of good news, Burger King is hosting auditions & a legit competition to become the official face of (??) singing in the shower (??), we think. Regardless, this is definitely a way to catch our attention Mr. Whopper. Word. OFFICIAL PAGE

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New York Post Called Out by Out of Line By Umpire Betsy Gotbaum

On October 28, 2009 at 9:42 am

I’m a gay man. I even read the sports page. Yesterday though, sports was on the front page. And guess what? I laughed. The New York City Public Advocate (Betsy Gotbaum) did not. Does she ever? All you have to do is go to her blog and check out her pathetic attempt at appearing happy [...]

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