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Posts Tagged idiot

2010 CMA Award Nominations Announced
2010 CMA Award Nominations Announced
Artists on the Right: Walt Disney Part 1
Artists on the Right: Walt Disney Part 1
O’s socialist-illegal-alien-advocate brainwashes High Schoolers
US Open Player of the Day: Ryan Harrison
US Open Player of the Day: Ryan Harrison


Ian Benardo To EEOC: I’m Suing American Idol!

On July 28, 2010 at 12:00 pm

Ian Benardo To EEOC: I'm Suing American Idol!

(h/t TMZ) Ian Benardo, rejected Idol contestant who interrupted the Dane Cook performance of Season 9′s finale to blab his claim on Simon Cowell’s job, is now blabbing to the EEOC; he claims producers told him to “gay up” his 2007 audition, which he lost, so now he seeks $300M in damages. But, our Dr. [...]

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Broken Promises And Broken Breath Mints

On July 1, 2010 at 6:53 am

Broken Promises And Broken Breath Mints

In today’s file of “How The Hell Does This Happen?” we have a strange tale of arrest and plea bargain. Of the law and Lindsay Lohan. Of . . . idiot who mistook cocaine for Tic Tacs? The year was ’07; the place was Santa Monica, California. Eleven days after checking out of Promises Malibu [...]

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Kanye West Video Taken Down

On October 28, 2009 at 11:08 am

Kanye West Video Taken Down

On our continued path to monitor Kanye West as an arrogant joke, we’ve discovered that a short film starring the rapper Kanye West, and directed by Spike Jonze (the director of “Where the Wild Things Are”) has been taken down from Kanye’s site. The film, “We Were Once a Fairytale,” is a 14-minute short that [...]

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Crossing The Line

On at 11:02 am

Crossing The Line

David Cross, of Arrested Development fame has made a shocking admission that he snorted cocaine 40 feet from the president. This admission should be taken with a grain of salt, however. He is, after all a comedian. It’s hard to tell what hyperbole passes for truth in a comic’s life? Cross’s routine is filled with [...]

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Audio Of Obama Calling Kanye West a “Jackass!”

On September 16, 2009 at 10:21 am

Audio Of Obama Calling Kanye West a

This is the entire video/photo timeline of the Kanye West / Taylor Swift incident and then subsequent apologies (including a link to the audio of Obama’s “jackass” comment). Taylor Swift was embarrassed by Kanye West Sunday night at the VMA’s because he’s a rude arrogant jerk who is losing his musical originality. Oh and he’s [...]

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Kanye West’s Pathetic Apology

On September 14, 2009 at 1:02 am

Kanye West's Pathetic Apology

“I’m not crazy…I’m just real.”…yea, real STUPID! Swift eventually got a chance to give her acceptance speech. When Beyoncé won video of the year, she gracefully noted that she’d had her share of award-show moments, and called Swift back onstage. his full apology from his blog: “I’M SOOOOO SORRY TO TAYLOR SWIFT AND HER FANS [...]

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Megan Fox Proves She’s Most Classless Lady In Hollywood

On September 1, 2009 at 1:00 pm

Megan Fox Proves She's Most Classless Lady In Hollywood

This girl really needs a muzzle…for everyone’s sake. In the latest issue of Cosmo Megan goes on to show us her philosophical deepness of a four year old. “Women hold the power, because we have the vaginas. If you’re in a heterosexual relationship and you’re a female, you win.” Megan on commitment: “I have no [...]

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Chris Brown Violates Parole…Already!?

On August 27, 2009 at 7:53 pm

Chris Brown Violates Parole...Already!?

Really? Seriously Chris Brown? Chris Brown has most likely violated his parole less than 24 hours after it was sentenced. Per E! The singer hit the nightspot Guys & Dolls just hours after receiving a probation order in court requiring the 20-year-old to “abstain from the use of all alcoholic beverages and stay out of [...]

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Perez’s New Site. Keep Your Day Job.

On August 14, 2009 at 8:10 am

Perez's New Site. Keep Your Day Job.

Perez Hilton commenting, and critiquing fashion? How absurd. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry at such stupidity. I would assume that one who critiques fashion would display some sense of style themselves. Perez Hilton has taken it upon himself to launch (what he claims has been a long time coming) his own “celebrity meets [...]

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