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Posts Tagged kanye west

2010 CMA Award Nominations Announced
2010 CMA Award Nominations Announced
Artists on the Right: Walt Disney Part 1
Artists on the Right: Walt Disney Part 1
O’s socialist-illegal-alien-advocate brainwashes High Schoolers
US Open Player of the Day: Ryan Harrison
US Open Player of the Day: Ryan Harrison


Taylor Swift’s New Single Released Early

On August 5, 2010 at 3:44 pm

Taylor Swift’s New Single Released Early

** ½ (out of 4 stars) Label: Big Machine Records Yesterday morning, Taylor Swift’s newest single (“Mine”) was still under wraps, waiting for August 16th, when it was scheduled to come out. Then, an inferior mp3 file of it was illegally leaked on the internet, so the record label went ahead and released the song [...]

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Yo Kanye, You Be Tweetin’ Too Much Dawg

On July 30, 2010 at 8:59 am

Yo Kanye, You Be Tweetin' Too Much Dawg

Mobile joke factory Kanye West, ever since establishing his Twitter IM account on the 28th, has been twitting like the twit he was born to be – shooting out NEARLY A HUNDRED POSTS in only two days on the instant messaging service. With a list of followers numbering above 295,000 and hashtags devoted to predicting [...]

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Chelsea: Handle With Care

On March 19, 2010 at 8:19 am

 Chelsea: Handle With Care

I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t want to be Chelsea Handler’s friend. I certainly wouldn’t want to be in her family, for that matter. Everyone is fair game for jokes. One of her favorite targets is her father. She has made more than a few enemies with her caustic routines. Chelsea claims that her life attracts [...]

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They Are The World? Really? On What Planet?

On February 8, 2010 at 9:14 am

They Are The World? Really? On What Planet?

If “they” are the world, please stop the world and let me get off. Yes, I understand that it’s all for a good cause, but there are some other things about this self-important orgy that simply have to be said. This week, 80 music celebrities (and a few bonafide musical artists) gathered at the same [...]

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The Fame Monster vs. Sasha Fierce

On February 4, 2010 at 8:20 am

The Fame Monster vs. Sasha Fierce

In one corner, the diminutive Lady Gaga, small in stature but big in costume. In the other, Beyonce, bodacious grand dame of the pop music scene. While not a traditional face off, with no bitchy comments being traded (Beyonce doesn’t stoop that low, she let’s Kanye do it for her), I couldn’t help but compare [...]

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The 2009 CMA Awards will rock… but will they country?

On November 11, 2009 at 10:24 am

The 2009 CMA Awards will rock... but will they country?

The CMA Awards (Country Music Association), hosted by Brad Paisley and Carrie Underwood, will be broadcast live from Nashville on Wednesday night (at 8:00 PM ET on ABC), but there won’t be much authentic Nashville in it. Over the past decade (I still blame Shania Twain) as “country” music has sold more CDs and downloads, [...]

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Ultimate Fighter 10 Episode 7: Voices In My Head (VIDEO)

On October 29, 2009 at 10:00 am

Ultimate Fighter 10 Episode 7: Voices In My Head (VIDEO)

As I sit here furiously typing this out tonight, none but the Real Slim Shady himself is commercially advertising DJ Hero from the next room. With a title bringing to mind straightjackets and shock therapy that Marshall would no doubt possess an Eagle Scout badge in, and partly because of the hype surrounding today’s episode, [...]

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Kanye West Video Taken Down

On October 28, 2009 at 11:08 am

Kanye West Video Taken Down

On our continued path to monitor Kanye West as an arrogant joke, we’ve discovered that a short film starring the rapper Kanye West, and directed by Spike Jonze (the director of “Where the Wild Things Are”) has been taken down from Kanye’s site. The film, “We Were Once a Fairytale,” is a 14-minute short that [...]

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Ultimate Fighter 10 Episode 4: Anaconda

On October 9, 2009 at 10:10 am

Ultimate Fighter 10 Episode 4: Anaconda

The other night it was with an inquisitive nature that I proceeded to view Kimbo’s non-ground-game and subsequent smackdown all over again; a nigh-dangerous moment between Rampage and Big Country; yet another conversation between the Bearded One and Abe – who, if he were on the set of Survivor, would have been home before Nelson’s [...]

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Loser Kanye West’s New Tour Not Selling…Then Canceled!

On October 2, 2009 at 11:28 am

Loser Kanye West's New Tour Not Selling...Then Canceled!

Kanye West’s music is nothing special but decent, his behavior is pathetic and sad, and now his tour with Lady Gaga has been canceled due to (most likely) horrible ticket sales. GOOD! Kanye, grow up you little punk.

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Ultimate Fighter Season 10 Episode 3: The Enemy

On at 8:40 am

Ultimate Fighter Season 10 Episode 3: The Enemy

A true TiVO-holic like myself never misses an episode of his favorite @$s kicking.  I know some of you are now hooked on the UFC like Michael Moore on Twinkies; thusly I come, bearing a write up of the third foray into the seclusion that is the Ultimate Fighter household. As the episode opens, at [...]

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When Pigs Fly

On September 24, 2009 at 11:49 pm

When Pigs Fly

Get your flu shot. All three of them! Wear a surgical mask when in a crowd. Run the other direction when you see someone hacking up gobs of sputum. And for God’s sake, don’t cough or sneeze without burying your face in your sleeve lest Kathleen Sebilius cudgel you with the Administration’s preferred method of [...]

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Audio Of Obama Calling Kanye West a “Jackass!”

On September 16, 2009 at 10:21 am

Audio Of Obama Calling Kanye West a

This is the entire video/photo timeline of the Kanye West / Taylor Swift incident and then subsequent apologies (including a link to the audio of Obama’s “jackass” comment). Taylor Swift was embarrassed by Kanye West Sunday night at the VMA’s because he’s a rude arrogant jerk who is losing his musical originality. Oh and he’s [...]

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Obama Calls Kanye A Jackass

On September 15, 2009 at 8:59 am

Obama Calls Kanye A Jackass

Kanye West is a classless loser. And Obama called him out on it! Sunday night at the MTV Video Music Awards, Kanye stole the microphone from Taylor Swift after she won an award and told everyone that Beyonce should have won it. We think Obama might have said the first intelligent thing of his presidency! [...]

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Kanye West’s Pathetic Apology

On September 14, 2009 at 1:02 am

Kanye West's Pathetic Apology

“I’m not crazy…I’m just real.”…yea, real STUPID! Swift eventually got a chance to give her acceptance speech. When Beyoncé won video of the year, she gracefully noted that she’d had her share of award-show moments, and called Swift back onstage. his full apology from his blog: “I’M SOOOOO SORRY TO TAYLOR SWIFT AND HER FANS [...]

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Parcbench Mixtape #2

On August 31, 2009 at 9:05 am

I promised at least one mixtape a week so here’s mixtape número dos. Again, no theme in particular — just a bunch of good stuff. If you have any suggestions for the next mixtape, let me know! Right-click on link and save as mp3. Note: All of the songs are hosted on other sites. No [...]

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