Posts Tagged ladies room
The Ladies Room: Favorite Things, Part 2
On December 9, 2009 at 10:20 am
Ok, ladies, here are three more things on my Holiday List. To recap, I’ve already decided I want: Lady Gaga’s Fame Monster Deluxe album, Edward Norton and another pair of black peep toe booties. What more could a girl want?
4. Starbucks Via. It’s kind of like drinking crack. I love strong coffee and I’m completely [...]
The Ladies Room: Favorite Things List, Part 1
On December 4, 2009 at 10:23 am
If you’ve ever watched The Oprah around this time of year, she usually puts out her list of Favorite Things. Well, screw her and her expensive tastes. I’m putting out my own list of awesomeness. This list will be a combination of affordable, expensive and non-purchasable items that I will debut over the next few [...]
The Ladies Room: Take it off! Put it on?
On November 23, 2009 at 10:20 am
The Daily Mail recently discussed a study on what to wear to draw the optimal amount of male attention. If you want to be popular out at the clubs, it’s time to bare…less.
That’s right, girls. It’ official: only 40% of your skin needs to be shown for acquiring optimal amount of male attention. What’s 40%? [...]
The Ladies Room: Pencil It In
On November 16, 2009 at 11:10 am
I am a busy person. Not sure how it got like this - it’s possible that I’m a people-pleaser. Regardless of my motives, I’m just plain busy. Working, commuting, continued education and, most importantly, my Parcbench column. What was I thinking?
Allow me to add that I do this all without the assistance of a Blackberry. I [...]
The Ladies Room: Pick your Poison
On November 4, 2009 at 9:07 am
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Ladies, you need to have a signature cocktail. You may not realize how much it ups your classy factor.
For starters, it’s important to know your way around a drink. Each spirit can affect a person differently. If you’re looking to maintain a level of control for [...]
The Ladies Room: Halloween, Dress to Impress
On October 20, 2009 at 9:33 am
Every Halloween, I run into the same problem: I don’t want to be a conventional character. I want to dress a little provocative, but I’m always hit with the same options: Sexy nurse, naughty school girl, buxom beermaid. What’s worse is that all the costumes are identical. All that changes are colors and accessories. To [...]
The Ladies Room: Cougar Competition
On October 13, 2009 at 9:40 am
Far be it from me to tell a lady not to get her swerve on, but the cougar craze is starting to make me nervous. As a woman in her twenties, it’s hard enough for me to find a good man. I don’t need to compete with my peers and their moms.
I’m sure cougars are [...]
