Posts Tagged lindsay lohan
Canada & The 9/11 Pig Roast
by: MirandaSullivan
OH CANADA! Let us count the reasons to appreciate our jolly neighbors: breakfast buffets, big sexy drunken perpetual frat boys, trolley cars, head shops, their sense of humor, BEERFEST, their use of the word ‘aye’ (which is certain to pluck the heartstrings of even the biggest and meanest d-bags), and let us not forget eskimos! However, when it [...]
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The Ladies Room: You are not a Lady, young Lady.
On February 4, 2010 at 9:27 am
Miley Cyrus’s little sister has developed a kid’s clothing line…with fishnets. She’s nine. Is anyone surprised?
Noah Cyrus and her best friend, Emily Grace Reaves, have put together a sweet line called Ooh! La, La! Couture. First off, I’m having trouble loading the site. (Likely because it is overrun with pedophiles.) All the outfits I’ve seen [...]
To Larry David: You Know Better
On November 2, 2009 at 9:54 am
What is it with people in the entertainment industry who come from humble beginnings, have a few years of real struggle and then by shear luck get rich and famous?
The chances of becoming as famous as Lindsey Lohan are 1 in 1,574,638 as tracked by E-Poll Market Research. But really, wouldn’t you rather be you?
Mr. Larry David has [...]
The Lohans’: Bad Judgement Everywhere.
On October 23, 2009 at 10:21 am
The Lohans’ are a mess in every way. Well now Lindsay Lohan says her 15 year old sister, Ali, is ready for the celebrity party scene.
Ali is apparently desperate to be just like Lindsay. That makes one person.
While the dad, Michael, disagrees with Lindsay, we’re pretty sure Lindsay’s irresponsibility lame “look at me” antics will [...]
Chrome Nails!
On September 24, 2009 at 8:12 am
As long as I can remember women have always viewed their fingernails as an accessory. From complex colorful designs to classic french tip manicures, nails have played a crucial and critical part in a woman’s completed look. While for many years other than shape, design and color, manicured nails were an overlooked staple that were considered a given. They commanded about as [...]
Lohan..A Twitter Disaster
On September 10, 2009 at 5:00 pm
This girl has REALLY got to chill out. What a wacko.
Another twitter meltdown.
Lindsay Lohan Likes Vampires
On September 7, 2009 at 9:00 am
Any celebrity would want to get their hands on the money that is floating around vampire themed anything these days. Enter Lindsay Lohan!
She wants to suck your blood.
Lindsay Lohan’s House Robbed. Many Suspects, Few Leads
On September 1, 2009 at 1:17 am
There were more troubles for hot mess Lindsay Lohan last week. Lindsay’s Hollywood Hills California home was robbed. Several theories have circulated as to the motive of the break in but there is one point to which all authorities can agree; the burglars were not there in an effort to steal talent.
Fortunately for Parcbench, I [...]
Footage Of Lohan Burglars (VIDEO)
On August 27, 2009 at 9:52 am
Below is the footage of Lindsay Lohan’s house being broken into.
The World Is Ending: Lohan Reality Show
On August 26, 2009 at 12:00 pm
Are they kidding? What has our society come to? Obviously rock bottom. We will consider launching an official boycott of this show if it does indeed happen.
From Hollyscoop:
You ready for more drama in your life? Lindsay Lohan just landed her own reality show about her troubled life. Try to contain your excitement.
Lohan is reportedly in [...]
Lohan’s Home Broken Into
On August 24, 2009 at 6:00 am
Well this certainly isn’t good news it is?
After astint as guest judge on the Project Runway premiere, Lindsay returned home to find that her Hollywood Hills home has been broken into.
More here.
Project Runway Season Premiere!
On August 21, 2009 at 1:29 am
This spring I had a chance to meet Project Runway’s Tim Gunn. Suffice it to say, it was one of my dreams come true. In my shamelessly dorked-out state, I asked him to give me some information about the new season of Project Runway. In his uniquely Tim Gunn way, he told me that Season [...]
