Posts Tagged michelle obama
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Begging For Relevance
On July 14, 2010 at 1:59 pm
I can’t help but wonder if I have been fooled again by another one of the NAACP’s publicity stunts. I am convinced that these so-called civil rights leaders get on their knees and pray every night that racism will always exist in the United States.
The Endive: Obama Pulls Groin Trying to Kick Ass
On June 15, 2010 at 6:48 am
Humor from The Endive… President Obama suffered a severe groin pull today as he attempted to kick the ass of BP Chairman & CEO Tony Hayward. The President was attempted to deliver on a promise he made last week while he was “furious” with BP’s response to the crisis. The President appeared on the White [...]
The Revolution Will Be Televised
On March 27, 2010 at 1:30 pm
Earlier this month, I started this article. I was going to write some piece about me being all pissed off on the latest threat by New York Nanny State: have restaurants stop adding salt to their cooking. Yep, the food police were inside of my booth at Sardi’s. The specter of Healthcare Passed was raising [...]
Obese Children Launch Campaign Against First Lady
On February 11, 2010 at 5:25 amSatire from The Endive… America’s obese youth, fed-up by the First Lady’s one-woman campaign against youthful fatness, have launched a campaign of their own. “We will not rest until we have rid this country of Michelle Obama,” said childhood portliness advocate Randy Revis, “Well, actually we might rest for a while after dinner, until it’s [...]
Poor Chachi
On January 23, 2010 at 10:51 am
Scott Baio should have taken a hint from Google and avoided making Michelle Obama jokes. Because America now knows that anyone who makes fun of the first lady is in fact a high ranking official in the Klu Klux Klan. You would have thought that after electing a half black president who prefers to be [...]
Underpants Bomber Special Guest at Michelle Obama Surprise Birthday Party
On January 19, 2010 at 7:53 amfrom The Endive… First Lady Michelle Obama got more than she bargained for when Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, better known as the Underpants Bomber, showed up as the guest of honor at her surprise birthday party. “This is all, well, it’s a misunderstanding,” said President Barack Obama, who spent days arranging the party, “I really thought [...]
Why Fake A Fake?
On January 10, 2010 at 10:14 pm
This photo has been forwarded to me so many times and posted on Facebook that I can’t take it any more! There is after all a fine line between exposing idiocy, and creating a fake to fit your agenda. Hello Global Warming anyone?
Neither Obama Authorized To Practice Law
On January 3, 2010 at 4:22 pm
While we’d love to just chuckle over the stories we’ve read about this with you, we are dedicated to fact checking rumors before spreading ignorant entertainment. So, for now we will just include the link so that you are aware that it is a FACT that they are both unable to practice law in Illinois, [...]
FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO GOOGLE!
On November 25, 2009 at 10:55 amSo apparently you and I are not the only racist, antisemitic, hate mongering fascists in America. We are now in the company of Google who refused to remove a computer generated depiction of Michelle Obama as a monkey from the blog, Hot Girls. What seemed like moments later, the offending blog publicly apologized and removed [...]
Sesame Street Presents The Letters SS
On November 22, 2009 at 7:46 amAnd On The 7th Day, Puppets Spoke For The Masses. (An Oldie But a Goody)
Obama iBranding on TV (VIDEO)
On November 13, 2009 at 9:56 am
The cooperation between Hollywood and the Obama administration has reached a really creepy level. A few weeks ago, first lady Michelle Obama and second lady Jill Biden announced a week (October 19 through 25) of heavy-handed promotion for their cooperative volunteer program iParticipate. Part of this promotion strategy co-opted hit television programming. Some people get [...]
Spotted: MO lost her manners, Capitol Offense!
On November 12, 2009 at 8:04 am
Where do I start? Looks like Girl President forgot part of her dress. The White House spends so much time looking into the future. Maybe if Lady O had a proper calendar, she’d realize we’re well past the time for bold prints and bright colors. A vivid, oversized floral print cocktail dress isn’t simply an [...]
(VIDEO) Big Bird Rips Obama
On November 4, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Welp, we missed this one from a month ago. Luckily someone sent it in to us to post. Big Bird rules but ultimately they are just poking fun at the “basket bunch.” —
Top 10 Political Masks
On October 27, 2009 at 10:55 am
Politico runs down the top 10 political masks. Needless to say, Obama’s is probably the scariest…seriously, who can lie that much and still hold a straight face? Click the image below.
