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Posts Tagged mtv

2010 CMA Award Nominations Announced
2010 CMA Award Nominations Announced
Artists on the Right: Walt Disney Part 1
Artists on the Right: Walt Disney Part 1
O’s socialist-illegal-alien-advocate brainwashes High Schoolers
US Open Player of the Day: Ryan Harrison
US Open Player of the Day: Ryan Harrison


Jersey Shore Cast Sued For Assault

On August 30, 2010 at 11:06 pm

Jersey Shore Cast Sued For Assault

h/t x17online, August 30th: The whole cast of Jersey Shore, in some as-yet unfolding drama, is being sued for assault by a New Jersey woman: known only as “J.P.,” she blamed a verbal Snooki dust-up for her scarred chin – incurred when four bodyguards tackled her to the ground. To drive things eleven levels beyond [...]

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Method Man Gets An Eyeful At Gathering Of Juggalos

On August 18, 2010 at 12:30 pm

Method Man Gets An Eyeful At Gathering Of Juggalos

Anyone who thinks Tila Tequila is making up the story about being hit with flying bottles and rocks oughta get their (or Method Man’s) heads examined: the rapper, who performed with the MTV babe at Cave-In-Rock, Illinois for the “Gathering of the Juggalos” event from August 12-15th, boasted some serious eye injury resulting from a [...]

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“Jersey Shore”‘s Snooki Has A New Dude In Her Life?

On August 17, 2010 at 10:30 am

Jersey Shore’s Orange-Tan Monument AKA Snooki was spotted in Seaside Heights over the 8/14-15 weekend, making REALLY nice to 24-year old Iraq vet Jeff Miranda. RadarOnline, the outlet that once scared us all half to death with rumors of John Roberts quitting the Supreme Court, broke on Monday morning the story of their Sky Ride [...]

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Clown Posse On Tila Tequila: Attackers Number Two . . . Thousand?

On August 15, 2010 at 12:30 pm

Clown Posse On Tila Tequila: Attackers Number Two . . . Thousand?

Via TMZ: When Insane Clown Posse-loving social rejects get down, as online drama queen Tila Tequila experienced during her Friday the 13th appearance at Illinois’ yearly “Gathering of the Juggalos” event, they prove they’re capable of starring in another entry for the Silence of the Lambs series. Fewer than 2,000 worshippers of abovesaid idiot duo [...]

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Pre-Jailhouse LiLo Interview In September Maxim!

On August 4, 2010 at 8:33 am

Pre-Jailhouse LiLo Interview In September Maxim!

Lindsay Lohan let loose, in a pre-jail interview, to Maxim on everything from her portrayal of “Deep Throat” star Linda Lovelace to her work in La Raza’s favorite movie, “Machete.” She also gave the men’s mag bueno photos, which come with their September issue. Who knew this troublemaker was able to sit and look good? [...]

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Jersey Shore’s “The Situation” makes a record

On June 17, 2010 at 7:03 am

Jersey Shore’s “The Situation” makes a record

Isn’t it about time for a William Hung comeback? I mean seriously, if “The Situation” can put out a fist-pumping single, imaginatively titled “The Situation” – why not? The Situation, of course, is Mike Sorrentino, the “Jersey Shore” star whose sole talent, prior to auto-tuning his way into music history, has been constantly flashing his [...]

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Jersey Shore Gone Redneck?

On June 11, 2010 at 6:57 am

Jersey Shore Gone Redneck?

Fly your Stars and Bars, bring in the couch from the front lawn, and plop down in front of the TV with some moonshine because MTV is going down…south for its next reality show.  Yeehaw! Since Jersey Shore was such a guilty-pleasure success, MTV decided to profit from exploiting another regional stereotype:  the redneck.  The [...]

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We Need a Spam Filter for Celebrity Monikers

On April 13, 2010 at 8:06 am

We Need a Spam Filter for Celebrity Monikers

What do Dancing with the Stars cast member Chad Johnson and the monument to silicon/e that is Heidi Montag have in common? Absolutely nothing other than the crazy names they’ve adopted in the past. Instead of sporting a naturally given moniker that would drive Beavis and Butt-Head into a giggling frenzy, our NFL star will [...]

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Tim Tebow’s leadership goes beyond the field

On January 7, 2010 at 8:55 am

Tim Tebow's leadership goes beyond the field

In the United States today a lot of things are popular. MTV’s The Hills is a popular television show for fifteen to twenty-five year-olds. Jersey Shore is a popular show. The list goes on and on with titles like Gossip Girls and Real World Road Rules Challenge among others. The PAX channel isn’t exactly lighting up [...]

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The Buried Life: A Reason To Give MTV Another Chance (preview)

On December 23, 2009 at 2:00 am

They had us before and after the playing basketball with Obama waste of funding. If these random white kids actually come up to you, what are you going to say? The Buried Life – MTV Shows

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Italian American Groups Shouldn’t be Outraged at “Jersey Shore”

On December 14, 2009 at 9:25 am

Italian American Groups Shouldn’t be Outraged at “Jersey Shore”

Here’s a message to Italian American groups who are outraged over the portrayal of Italian Americans in MTV’s reality show Jersey Shore: these aren’t fictional characters! It’s one thing to be outraged at Hollywood’s obsession with portraying Italian-Americans as stereotypical mafia types, but it’s another when they simply turn the cameras on these (all too [...]

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MTV & The City Let The Socialite Secret Out of The Bag

On December 13, 2009 at 1:55 am

MTV & The City Let The Socialite Secret Out of The Bag

The City hadn’t planned on anything passed ‘Meet The Fackelmayers’ (swear to G-d that’s their real name), but their half nude pool scene gave away a bit more than the contract could have assumed. Why do Freddy & Harry sport matching burn marks (also called branding) on their left arms? Are they skulls? Did George [...]

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Get Arrested

On September 24, 2009 at 8:45 am

Get Arrested

If you are livid about the cancellation of Arrested Development, join the angry mob.  The unjust cancellation of the Bluth Family’s shenanigans has fans (including myself) crying foul.  Carlos Mencia manages to stay on television for more than one episode, yet the most brilliant comedy series ever written is ended after three seasons—further proof that [...]

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Whitney’s Comeback: Didn’t She Almost Have It All?

On August 31, 2009 at 1:08 am

No legend ever likes the word “comeback.” Who wants to admit that no entertainer (no matter how much of a legend) can stop time? Like it or not, if you are a pop superstar you are on a constant treadmill that seems only to speed up. The best a star can do is try to [...]

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Brody Jenner Gets Tasered?

On August 28, 2009 at 6:25 pm

Brody Jenner Gets Tasered?

Brody Jenner, formerly of The Hills hunk got tasered after beating up a guy who punched and kicked his girlfriend. Wait, what!? Brody’s Twitter said: “Joe Francis beat up my lady this morning for no reason! Pulled her to the ground, punched & kicked her..what does that say about him? How can you call yourself [...]

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$90,000 An Episode

On August 27, 2009 at 8:50 am

$90,000 An Episode

Want to make $90,000 a week? Become a reality tv star because that is how much Kristin Cavallari is making per episode. Kristin Cavallari, taking Lauren Conrad’s place on MTV’s The Hills is really making bank. We wonder if she’d survive at Burger King

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