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Posts Tagged new jersey

“All Blacks Must Leave The Store NOW” (Thanks) – Walmart

On March 18, 2010 at 7:15 am

Okay here’s the deal. A voice randomly pops on the loudspeaker at a New Jersey Walmart and says: “Attention shoppers, all blacks need to leave the store now.” That’s it, that’s all we know. Firstly, let’s take into account that Walmart (which has a great cult membership on the internet click the blue words and [...]

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Tea Party: 1 / Bitter Liberals: 0

On March 16, 2010 at 3:42 pm

Tea Party: 1  / Bitter Liberals: 0

After a bit of a run-around (which was to be expected), a New Jersey appeals court stated that The Tea Party did in fact have the right to oust a local senator via petition. This comes as a huge blow to Sen. Robert Menendez who has repeatedly stated publicly that he is a huge fan [...]

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Jersey Jumps On The Pot Wagon

On January 14, 2010 at 12:39 pm

Jersey Jumps On The Pot Wagon

Can we please clarify that Jersey has not turned toking the ganj into a newly accepted industry. While some of us may think they should, that’s just not the case. MEDICINAL PURPOSES PEOPLE. This being a conservative site and all, we’re interested in your angle on the pot debate. So grab some brownies, find a [...]

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The Fat Lady Sings

On November 5, 2009 at 9:49 am

The Fat Lady Sings

Or, was it the fat guy?
As a lifelong resident of the Blue State of New Jersey, I often feel like I live in a parallel universe – Bizarroland, as made popular on Seinfeld.
People vote for higher taxes, corruption and status quo. We embrace the Sopranos because they are cool. We are the butt-end of jokes, [...]

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Singing Obama’s Praises

On September 28, 2009 at 12:54 am

Singing Obama’s Praises

Students in a New Jersey elementary school celebrated this year’ Black History month in an unprecedented way. Elvira James’ second grade class had the internet and news stations abuzz with their rendition of a praise chorus to the great Obama.
A YouTube video was released showing students of the B. Bernice Young Elementary School in Burlington, [...]

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