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Posts Tagged robert pattinson




LGBT Organization Uses 10-Year-Old Boy As Spokesperson

by: RyanDixon

LGBT Organization Uses 10-Year-Old Boy As Spokesperson
Question of the Day: If premiums went down 3000% would you be for the health care bill? Leave all your responses in the comment section.
“Will Phillips and the GetEQUAL.org pledge”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iho2Q5eWQyQ
“Stand With Stupak”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TTC6FJphWA
“Obama: Premiums Will Decrease 3000% So You Should Get A Raise When H’care Is Passed”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUd-slJc-GY
http://ryanpdixon.com/?p=123

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Obama to Send Hip Teenage Vampires to Afghanistan

On December 4, 2009 at 8:00 am

Obama to Send Hip Teenage Vampires to Afghanistan

Satire from The Endive
President Obama revealed his new strategy today for Afghanistan, a plan that relies heavily on popular teen vampires who will neutralize the Taliban with their hipness.
“We have rounded up the hottest, palest, most well-dressed vampires and are prepared to ship them to Afghanistan,” said Obama, “The men and women of the Twilight [...]

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Kristen Stewart (Twilight) Doesn’t Dig Fame

On November 2, 2009 at 8:45 pm

Kristen Stewart (Twilight) Doesn't Dig Fame

Kristen Stewart of the Twilight movies seems pretty chill. Some quotes from her new Blackbook Magazine interview supports this. She doesn’t think being a celeb is all that. Good for her, it’s not!
Kristen Stewart is cool with being a well-known actress, but she doesn’t want to get any more famous than she is now. In [...]

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Megan Fox and Robert Pattinson Are Hotties

On August 10, 2009 at 12:30 pm

Megan Fox and Robert Pattinson Are Hotties

…or so says the 2009 Teen Choice Awards.
The sexy Megan Fox and vampire dude Robert Pattinson were honored with the Choice Hottie Award.
Hey, they both got it going on!

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MTV Movie Awards Running Diary

On June 1, 2009 at 5:37 pm

9:01 – Andy Samberg is opening the mtv video awards in a parody of Slumdog Millionaire by jumping into a pile of poop. I think I smell the tone of the night?
9:01 – First laugh of the night: Samberg meets the guy from Twilight and has a man-crush on him. He doesn’t try to hide [...]

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