Posts Tagged robert pattinson
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Justin Bieber – Comic Book Superhero
On July 19, 2010 at 8:10 am
Do you have Bieber Fever? If so, you’re not alone; at any given moment, the 16-year-old pop star has more than 7.3 million people tracking his every move on Facebook. He’s got 3.7 million more followers on Twitter, there are 99 million search results on Google for him, and let’s not forget about that one [...]
Who Needs The Antichrist When We Have Edward And Jacob?
On June 30, 2010 at 6:34 am
The makers of Twilight rewrote EVERY. FREAKING. THING vampire folklore taught us about the bastards. From Anne Rice to Laurel Hamilton, it was a safe bet they weren’t supposed to sparkle . . . or walk in the sun . . . or carry on angsty and pathetic love affairs with their snacks. But according [...]
Remember Me – (Film Review)
On March 23, 2010 at 2:00 pm* ½ (out of 4 stars) Starring: Robert Pattinson, Emilie de Ravin Directed by: Allen Coulter Rating: PG-13 (violence, sexual content, mild language) Remember Me begins like a dramatic vigilante action movie. Then it turns into a coming-of-age movie. Then it tries desperately to turn into a romantic movie. Then it tries to pull off [...]
Obama to Send Hip Teenage Vampires to Afghanistan
On December 4, 2009 at 8:00 am
Satire from The Endive President Obama revealed his new strategy today for Afghanistan, a plan that relies heavily on popular teen vampires who will neutralize the Taliban with their hipness. “We have rounded up the hottest, palest, most well-dressed vampires and are prepared to ship them to Afghanistan,” said Obama, “The men and women of [...]
Kristen Stewart (Twilight) Doesn’t Dig Fame
On November 2, 2009 at 8:45 pm
Kristen Stewart of the Twilight movies seems pretty chill. Some quotes from her new Blackbook Magazine interview supports this. She doesn’t think being a celeb is all that. Good for her, it’s not! Kristen Stewart is cool with being a well-known actress, but she doesn’t want to get any more famous than she is now. [...]
Megan Fox and Robert Pattinson Are Hotties
On August 10, 2009 at 12:30 pm
…or so says the 2009 Teen Choice Awards. The sexy Megan Fox and vampire dude Robert Pattinson were honored with the Choice Hottie Award. Hey, they both got it going on!
MTV Movie Awards Running Diary
On June 1, 2009 at 5:37 pm9:01 – Andy Samberg is opening the mtv video awards in a parody of Slumdog Millionaire by jumping into a pile of poop. I think I smell the tone of the night? 9:01 – First laugh of the night: Samberg meets the guy from Twilight and has a man-crush on him. He doesn’t try to [...]
