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Posts Tagged taylor lautner




The Art of Desecrating a Soldier’s Funeral

by: MirandaSullivan

The article is PERFECTLY entitled ‘Free (Hate) Speech’, so perfect that we would have used it ourselves if it were not for copyright infringement laws. The topic is a psychotic cult of a church that travels the nation with graphic images and anti-gay protesting that they unleash at (get this) the funerals of our fallen [...]

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Mom To Taylor Lautner: Sign My Panties (VIDEO)

On November 24, 2009 at 2:01 am

Hmmm, creepy mom wants 17 year old Twilight movie star to sign panties that she’s wearing. And she offers to take them off!?
What is wrong with people!?

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The Vatican Finds Twilight a ‘Deviant Moral Vacuum’

On November 21, 2009 at 11:36 am

The Vatican Finds Twilight a 'Deviant Moral Vacuum'

Hey Vatican, what’s so wrong with wet shirtless blood sucking teenagers? We are all aware that Google Search was going completely under before the introduction of the oiled up gym tweaked 17 year old known as Taylor Lautner. One Word: YUM! Apparently when it comes to Robert Pattinson and The Holy Father there is no [...]

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