Posts Tagged taylor lautner
|
|
|
|
Lautner Sues RV Company: Armageddon No Trailer?
On August 24, 2010 at 10:28 am
Taylor Lautner has officially confirmed for the rest of the world that he is spoiled as Hell: when Jacob’s pimped ride isn’t delivered on time, apparently the Twilight of the world cometh. Only a $300K lawsuit in which Taylor is suing for breach of contract and fraud damages against McMahon’s RV, the company that was [...]
Who Needs The Antichrist When We Have Edward And Jacob?
On June 30, 2010 at 6:34 am
The makers of Twilight rewrote EVERY. FREAKING. THING vampire folklore taught us about the bastards. From Anne Rice to Laurel Hamilton, it was a safe bet they weren’t supposed to sparkle . . . or walk in the sun . . . or carry on angsty and pathetic love affairs with their snacks. But according [...]
Mom To Taylor Lautner: Sign My Panties (VIDEO)
On November 24, 2009 at 2:01 amHmmm, creepy mom wants 17 year old Twilight movie star to sign panties that she’s wearing. And she offers to take them off!? What is wrong with people!?
The Vatican Finds Twilight a ‘Deviant Moral Vacuum’
On November 21, 2009 at 11:36 am
Hey Vatican, what’s so wrong with wet shirtless blood sucking teenagers? We are all aware that Google Search was going completely under before the introduction of the oiled up gym tweaked 17 year old known as Taylor Lautner. One Word: YUM! Apparently when it comes to Robert Pattinson and The Holy Father there is no [...]
