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Posts Tagged teleprompter

2010 CMA Award Nominations Announced
2010 CMA Award Nominations Announced
Artists on the Right: Walt Disney Part 1
Artists on the Right: Walt Disney Part 1
O’s socialist-illegal-alien-advocate brainwashes High Schoolers
US Open Player of the Day: Ryan Harrison
US Open Player of the Day: Ryan Harrison


The Endive: Obama Takes Short Break from Golf to Address Oil Crisis

On June 22, 2010 at 7:44 am

The Endive: Obama Takes Short Break from Golf to Address Oil Crisis

Humor from The Endive… President Obama took a short break from his golf game today to provide an update on the Gulf oil crisis, speaking to the media from a convenient teleprompter set up on the ninth hole. “I’m still pissed at BP CEO Tony Hayward,” said Obama, “The bastard has the audacity to go [...]

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Kid Falls Asleep During Obama Speech (VIDEO)

On June 8, 2010 at 10:56 am

Kid Falls Asleep During Obama Speech (VIDEO)

Yes, we all know Obama is boring and all he does is yap yap yap and not get anything done. Follow the kid in the upper right corner of this video. He’s trying everything he can to stay awake. Go to 1:19 to see him in deep slumber. Yep, this sums up how we all [...]

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Obama’s tips for Tiger

On February 18, 2010 at 8:28 am

Obama's tips for Tiger

By Bogie Bogie’s sources in the West Wing leaked this fascinating memo from the POTUS to Tiger Woods. Therefore, I am obliged to post it here in a spirit of public service and America’s right to know. Office of the President From:    POTUS Memo To:         Tiger Woods Re:         Teleprompter Prompt Tiger, I’m very pleased to [...]

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TOTUS BLOG: Hilarity Since 2008

On November 3, 2009 at 10:24 am

TOTUS BLOG: Hilarity Since 2008

Any American who obsessively followed last year’s unfortunate Presidential election where Barack “Incompetence” Obama got elected had to have stumbled across the TOTUS blog. TOTUS stands for “Teleprompter of the United States” and is a play off words from the widely used phrase “POTUS” which, obviously, stands for “President of the United States. Why TOTUS? [...]

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