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Posts Tagged tmz

2010 CMA Award Nominations Announced
2010 CMA Award Nominations Announced
Artists on the Right: Walt Disney Part 1
Artists on the Right: Walt Disney Part 1
O’s socialist-illegal-alien-advocate brainwashes High Schoolers
US Open Player of the Day: Ryan Harrison
US Open Player of the Day: Ryan Harrison


Devon James’ Paternity Suit Against Tiger Woods Dismissed!

On August 18, 2010 at 2:30 pm

Devon James’ Paternity Suit Against Tiger Woods Dismissed!

Via the Hollywood Gossip: Devon James’ paternity suit against golf superstar Tiger Woods, mother of all frivolous insults to the American taxpayer, was dropped by a Florida judge on 8/17 morning because the porn star failed to report in to court. The star of films with such respectable and thought-provoking names as “Lick This,” with [...]

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Method Man Gets An Eyeful At Gathering Of Juggalos

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Method Man Gets An Eyeful At Gathering Of Juggalos

Anyone who thinks Tila Tequila is making up the story about being hit with flying bottles and rocks oughta get their (or Method Man’s) heads examined: the rapper, who performed with the MTV babe at Cave-In-Rock, Illinois for the “Gathering of the Juggalos” event from August 12-15th, boasted some serious eye injury resulting from a [...]

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Gibson Mistress: “I Was Ordered To Keep Quiet!”

On August 16, 2010 at 12:04 pm

Gibson Mistress:

Via TMZ: The “War Of The Screwballs” between Mel Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva has swept up another combatant: 26-year old Violet Kowal, via representative Gloria Allred, claims to possess texts and emails from the three days after Gibbs’ 1/6 blow-up. The most notable ones, from one of Mel’s bodyguards, warned the porn star/former Gibson mistress [...]

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LiLo Providing Advice: The Blind Leading The Blind?

On at 9:04 am

LiLo Providing Advice: The Blind Leading The Blind?

Wasted starlet Lindsay Lohan has been having quite the time in squirrel storage, according to sources close to her: not only has she been forbidden from receiving or handling pointy objects during her stay, but – as TMZ pointed out on 8/15 – from receiving a break on the whole “celebrity status” thing. This time, [...]

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Clown Posse On Tila Tequila: Attackers Number Two . . . Thousand?

On August 15, 2010 at 12:30 pm

Clown Posse On Tila Tequila: Attackers Number Two . . . Thousand?

Via TMZ: When Insane Clown Posse-loving social rejects get down, as online drama queen Tila Tequila experienced during her Friday the 13th appearance at Illinois’ yearly “Gathering of the Juggalos” event, they prove they’re capable of starring in another entry for the Silence of the Lambs series. Fewer than 2,000 worshippers of abovesaid idiot duo [...]

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Needless Investigation Of The Day: Cops On Roger Huerta Case

On August 6, 2010 at 11:30 am

Needless Investigation Of The Day: Cops On Roger Huerta Case

Roger Huerta’s 7/31 Austin beatdown of a poor excuse for a Texan – and a man – is now being investigated by street judges. They’ve viewed the very same tape making its rounds on the intarwebs, and are working on identifying the pair of arms and legs that the Matador made into his bitch. Self-defense [...]

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Kristy Lee Cook: Going Country And Getting Manure

On August 4, 2010 at 4:00 pm

Kristy Lee Cook: Going Country And Getting Manure

Via 8/3 TMZ piece: The same puppy-huggers that once blasted Chris Klein, “In Defense of Animals,” are up in arms over former American Idol contestant Kristy Lee Cook’s recently-premiered Versus network reality show Goin’ Country, which chronicles Kristy’s hunts for record deal and good eats with a Browning 270 rifle. Issuing a recent complaint in [...]

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Bristol Palin: Levi Lied To Me!

On at 8:56 am

Bristol Palin: Levi Lied To Me!

TMZ has, as of the 8/3 evening, coughed up info that the ‘Cuda’s daughter has choice words for Levi “Ricky Hollywood” Johnston. As things seem, the awful one lied about shooting a music video in Los Angeles in order to get it on with an ex. Bristol dumped him and then went back to sailing [...]

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Online Gambling War Brewing For Michael Jackson Estate

On August 3, 2010 at 7:58 am

Online Gambling War Brewing For Michael Jackson Estate

Michael Jackson’s childhood-starved legacy, while one of ups and downs in Neverland, was never one of ups and downs on the felt: so says his family, which has demanded that a recently-opened online poker site that bears his name and likeness be shut down. Per TMZ: The gambling site — which features everything from poker [...]

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Lindsay Out Of Jail For UCLA, Instead Of Morningside?

On August 2, 2010 at 9:30 am

Lindsay Out Of Jail For UCLA, Instead Of Morningside?

According to TMZ, it was an interesting August weekend for Lindsay Lohan: Her lawyer wanted to see her released, so as of early 8/2 – and for 90 days – the folks at the UCLA Medical Center have been sentenced to her presence. This means that she isn’t going to Morningside Recovery after all, as [...]

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Oksana: Mel Gibson Tapes AND Voicemails Exist!

On July 27, 2010 at 7:17 am

Oksana: Mel Gibson Tapes AND Voicemails Exist!

Via TMZ: 40-year old Oksana Grigorieva may have voicemails and tapes of “Mad Mel Gibson” in her possession, as sources close to her attested on the 25th. The ‘mails – left for her at the same time as the recorded rants – are alleged to be nowhere near as inflammatory as the recordings, but still [...]

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Bon Jovi Photoshoots With Half Naked Babes!

On at 7:13 am

Bon Jovi Photoshoots With Half Naked Babes!

Oh yeah. According to a book entitled “Sex, Drugs, and Bon Jovi,” the abovesaid rocker had a bunch of R-rated pictures snapped for a 1985 photoshoot that until now hadn’t been made public in the interest of keeping JBJ’s reputation clean. At least, as clean as can be for your average metal maniac; the dude [...]

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Mel And Oksana: The Coming Courtroom Brawl

On July 13, 2010 at 7:21 am

Mel And Oksana: The Coming Courtroom Brawl

Everyone that keeps up with the movie world knows that Mr. Mel Gibson, the man of on-screen fame and verbal infamy, is a crazy Michael Richards-style douchebag. Apparently, some of Gibbsy’s craziness is rubbing off on his lawyers: as TMZ reported earlier, they’re going to run the whole nine yards of attacks on his ex-girlfriend, [...]

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Where’s the aftermath report?: Housing Scandal Falling by Wayside While others See Continuous Daylight

On July 2, 2010 at 7:40 am

Where’s the aftermath report?: Housing Scandal Falling by Wayside While others See Continuous Daylight

Let’s face it: we are nation that loves scandal. With TMZ growing by the second and “trash magazines” such as the National Enquirer seeing no downfall from the supposed death of the print publication, it’s eminent that we love to gasp at the woes of society. The only problem with this is it hasn’t evolved.  [...]

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Adam Lambert Is No Miley, No Matter How Much He’d Like To Be

On June 21, 2010 at 2:17 pm

Adam Lambert Is No Miley, No Matter How Much He'd Like To Be

“Good Morning America” came under fire last Friday for distinguishing a 17-year old pop star with a one-hit wonder dad from a 28-year old hateful and pathetic Gackt wanna-be that thrives on offending people. While we have very thick skins, we’ll have to throw our two cents in on this one. In one of their [...]

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Jersey Shore’s “The Situation” makes a record

On June 17, 2010 at 7:03 am

Jersey Shore’s “The Situation” makes a record

Isn’t it about time for a William Hung comeback? I mean seriously, if “The Situation” can put out a fist-pumping single, imaginatively titled “The Situation” – why not? The Situation, of course, is Mike Sorrentino, the “Jersey Shore” star whose sole talent, prior to auto-tuning his way into music history, has been constantly flashing his [...]

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