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Posts Tagged twilight

Why women hate women who love ‘Twilight’

On December 15, 2009 at 5:18 am

Why women hate women who love 'Twilight'

People are not reasonable about Twilight. And I’m not talking about the fans.
The widespread popularity—and box office bonanza—of the sequel “New Moon” (in theaters now) has prompted a reaction that might as well be a fandom itself: the fandom of criticism and mockery.
For every speculation about the merits of Twilight or the health of the [...]

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Mom To Taylor Lautner: Sign My Panties (VIDEO)

On November 24, 2009 at 2:01 am

Hmmm, creepy mom wants 17 year old Twilight movie star to sign panties that she’s wearing. And she offers to take them off!?
What is wrong with people!?

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The Vatican Finds Twilight a ‘Deviant Moral Vacuum’

On November 21, 2009 at 11:36 am

The Vatican Finds Twilight a 'Deviant Moral Vacuum'

Hey Vatican, what’s so wrong with wet shirtless blood sucking teenagers? We are all aware that Google Search was going completely under before the introduction of the oiled up gym tweaked 17 year old known as Taylor Lautner. One Word: YUM! Apparently when it comes to Robert Pattinson and The Holy Father there is no [...]

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Richard Roeper to Kristen Stewart: Cheer Up

On October 30, 2009 at 6:41 am

Richard Roeper to Kristen Stewart: Cheer Up

In a new blog bitch slapping Kristen Stewart film critic Richard Roeper said,
“Saw an interview last year at the Sundance Film Festival in which Kristen Stewart chewed gum, mumbled her answers and rarely if ever looked the reporter in the eye.

Now, if you’re an entertainment reporter covering Sundance, you pretty much have to put up [...]

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The Ladies Room: Halloween, Dress to Impress

On October 20, 2009 at 9:33 am

The Ladies Room: Halloween, Dress to Impress

Every Halloween, I run into the same problem: I don’t want to be a conventional character. I want to dress a little provocative, but I’m always hit with the same options: Sexy nurse, naughty school girl, buxom beermaid. What’s worse is that all the costumes are identical. All that changes are colors and accessories.  To [...]

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Lindsay Lohan Likes Vampires

On September 7, 2009 at 9:00 am

Lindsay Lohan Likes Vampires

Any celebrity would want to get their hands on the money that is floating around vampire themed anything these days. Enter Lindsay Lohan!
She wants to suck your blood.

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Twilight Bandaids

On August 21, 2009 at 1:00 pm

Twilight Bandaids

Twilight bandaids! Need we say anymore!? Get em while they’re hot (so that means for another two months).

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More Nude Pix Leaked

On August 12, 2009 at 8:30 am

More Nude Pix Leaked

What the heck is it with certain girls and naked pictures. It’s not a hard concept: DON’T. TAKE. NAKED. PICTURES. OF. YOURSELF. AND. GIVE. OTHER. PEOPLE. ACCESS.
Twilight Star Ashley Green is the latest nudist. More from People.

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“New Moon” Movie Teaser

On August 11, 2009 at 1:00 pm

Don’t hate us but it’s only 14 seconds long. What can we do!?

More from E!

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MTV Movie Awards Running Diary

On June 1, 2009 at 5:37 pm

9:01 – Andy Samberg is opening the mtv video awards in a parody of Slumdog Millionaire by jumping into a pile of poop. I think I smell the tone of the night?
9:01 – First laugh of the night: Samberg meets the guy from Twilight and has a man-crush on him. He doesn’t try to hide [...]

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